Yeah, I cheated on my husband by dousing myself with water and burning my friend's boobs

I told the courier I didn't have cash, I'd pay with my body

I was waiting for a guy, and my brother came, so what can I do? I'm gonna suck it

The sister said good morning and sat on her face without waiting for an answer

I don't cheat, but I've had my tits shown and my dick sucked

- Okay, don't hit on me! - Okay, Mom, I won't, I'll fuck you right away

I love a guy and I won't hang up even if I have his friend's dick in me

My ex is an asshole, but you're not, are you, bro? Come inside me

I saw tits and forgot I had a girlfriend. Do you want to sit on my dick?

Oh, she's got sperm inside her. And the neighbor's just getting to know her

Neighbor, you take what you need in the kitchen, I'm busy babbling here

Were you jerking me off, Dad? You better fuck me, but no fucking

Dude, you gotta understand, so we don't fight, just fuck me good

Honey, this cock is going to fuck me - wait late and with a creampie

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

Why are you so uptight, man? Here, touch my tits and fuck me

I poured and pissed, but she's still shy and she won't let go

I showed him where to cum, but he still shoved his sperm inside me

You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home

Now I'm going to fuck my wife, and she's going to believe that I didn't cheat on her. Will she?

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

Chief, I'll show you what I can do and let you give me a raise